Hope this give a giggle or grin
Hi all 🙂
I think we can all use a grin, so I thought I’d share these (no judging please)
THINGS TO TELL YOURSELF TO MAKE QUARANTINE MORE PLEASANT:
A couple of weeks of isolation with family, what could go wrong?
I’m staying home because it’s too peopley outside.
Good looks or talent doesn’t count here.
All drinking is done in private and in your underwear.
Saves me and others from pretending to like each other at work.
Finally able to binge-watch EVERYTHING!
Quit my addiction to Chinese takeout, cold turkey.
Finally having the time to write that portmanteau dictionary.
No security ankle bracelet needed.
DAILY SCHEDULE: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.
(Stay safe and take care 🙂 )
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Hi All ~ this is no joke ~ I posted earlier but it was removed. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT ~
Dem. state lawmaker ~ Karen Whitsett ~ was cured from COVID-19 by taking
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
~ her life was saved. PLEASE, PLEASE, google her name and read her story.
Stay Safe, Take Care, Be Calm, and celebrate our outpouring of love for each other !
🙂 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((Super Hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))) ~-
yes she was on fox news hannity and I think tucker Carlson and laura Ingraham. and shes a dem. and thanked and credited presedent trump. a real true life story. happy Easter
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Wow! I laughed and laughed, and then laughed again–thank you for sharing that with us! 😍
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Hi All, Big Hugs, Stay Safe & Happy & Laugh Often ~
~ Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter / Passover – The Living Room or stay in the Kitchen.
~ PSA: every few days try on your DG2 jeans just to make sure they fit, ’cause pajamas lie.
~ Homeschooling – 2 students suspended for fighting, and 1 teacher fired for tee many martoonies.
~ I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
~ From a distance, I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I told my dog and we both laughed ourselves silly.
~ Quarantine Day…I can’t remember: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business.
~ My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I urinate it cleans the toilet.
~ Day…who knows, of Homeschooling: One of the little monsters called in a bomb threat.
~ I’m soooooo excited – it’s time to take out the garbage – what should I wear?
~ I hope the weather is good for my trip to Puerto Back-yarda.
~ Classified Ad: Single person with Toilet Paper seeks person with Hand Sanitizer for good clean fun.
~ Day…infinity, of Homeschooling: Student just said, “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”Tell-Tale signs that you’ve reached “Quantum Quarantine”
> While putting on makeup (or shaving) you apply it directly on your mirrored image, thinking you’re on the other side of the looking glass.
> Then you drag your 3-way mirror into the living room and throw a party.
> You’re suddenly reunited with your childhood imaginary friend – then wouldn’t you know it, her evil twin shows up.
> You find yourself looking forward to digging stray socks out of the dryer vent to increase your hand puppet family.COVID-19 AFTERMATH ~
> Millennials created a baby boom following stay-in-place restrictions, their offspring are know as the – Coronial Quarantees – who excessively bathe.
> You’re waiting in a long checkout line and three guys in front of you are wearing masks. You’re relieved to find they’re only robbing the place.
> Mexico has permanently closed their borders to all immigrants and has built a 1,954 mile border wall, in two days.**Edited by HSN: Removed photo containing link to outside site to comply with Community Guidelines**
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thanks for the laughs we all can use some good laughs during this time. for Easter’ stay in your kitchen. were not letting this virus take away us celebrating easter, . if you eat ham, turky chicken lamb, get it , make it. get all your trimmings, get a dozen eggs make hard boiled and colder them. injoy and a blessed happy easter.
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I laughed so hard that if really felt good staying locked in for three weeks now
thank you and have a bbn blessed, happy resurrection Sunday. christ is risen! happy Easter.
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More giggles ~
How quarantine has changed me ~
> I’m now competing with my cats for rides on the Roomba vacuum.
> I’m on my tenth meal of the day.
> Told my husband, “never noticed that nose noise you make…’till now.”
> Talking to my houseplants, waaay, too much.
> The eyes on that Hummel Figurine are following me.**Edited by HSN: Removed photo containing link to outside site to comply with Community Guidelines**
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Thank you. I needed it.Felt good to smile.
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Thanks for the laughter, yes we can all use some laughter now. Take Care
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