What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities. :smileylol:
Oh my Gosh …. Cherie thinks these are All so Funny/Bad … One More?
Why was the Snowman looking through a bag of Carrots??
He was Picking his Nose!
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner. 😉
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
Why you don’t play Poker in the jungle?
Too many CHEETAHS……………..
Let’s all take a trip to New York city and watch people holding hands………..up.
I went shopping for cherries and microphones yesterday.
Bought a bing, bought a boom.
I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me.
A married couple and their newly divorced female friend are sitting around the table in the married couple’s kitchen.
female friend: "I’m so glad I divorced Dave. He was such a creep. You thought he was a creep, didn’t you Emily?
Emily, the wife: Emily looks down, and then says "No, I didn’t think he was a creep."
female friend: "Well you thought he was a creep, didn’t you Bob?"
the husband, Bob: "No, I never thought he was a creep."
friend: "Well, he was. Hey Emily, remember that time when he made a grab for you in the kitchen?"
Emily waves her hand at the friend in an attempt to silence her.
Bob, the husband: Bob looks at his wife and says, "He grabbed you in the kitchen?"
Emily, the wife: Emily looks embarrassed and says, "Yea, but I pushed him away."
the friend: "Oh Bob, it wasn’t just Emily. He would have grabbed anyone in the kitchen."
Bob, the husband: "Then I’m glad I was in the living room."
Do you know what hot milk tastes like?…………………..Hot milk.
Some of the complaints on these boards show up over and over again like bad jokes.
How can you know the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? ? ***snowballs***
I visited New York and gave my regards to Broadway! I tried to remember you to Herald Square, but a cop told me to move along.
I was cleaning out one of my closets and found a book with a lot of empty pages.
It was my romantic date book.
…don’t have to cry about, just come in!
If I throw out my makeup bag, which has $200 worth of makeup in it, I will lose my ‘natural’ look.
THIS IS A HILARIOUSLY REFRESHING STRING OF POST……DON’T KNOW WHO STARTED THIS, BUT THANKS…….KEEP IT UP…….WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE LAUGHTER IN LIFE…..I AM TIRED OF JUST GETTING MINE WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR OF A MORNING….AM ENJOYING SOME OTHER AVENUES,,,,,,:womanlol:
I worked for a lawyer for many years. You don’t know how true this joke is. It was so "right on target" that it took a minute for it to sink in that it was a joke. Loved it! :smileyhappy:
Posted in Talk Among Yourselves
04.05.18 6:30 AM